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Poetry 'in motion'

[align=left]A fart - it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease;
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud;
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long;
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.

A fart can create
A most curious medley;
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile;
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.

A fart can occur
In a number of places;
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

But 'farts are all bad',
Is simply not true -
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!
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For some strange reason,I am reminded of another poem, although I don't think it's from Bob Frost either.



Beans, beans

the musical fruit

the more you eat

the more you toot

the more you toot

the better you feel

so eat them beans at every meal.



Hmmm...seemed alot funnier when we were younger.....:shock:maybe if we were a little drunker too..........