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Poetry 'in motion'
[align=left]A fart - it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease;
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud;
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long;
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley;
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile;
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur
In a number of places;
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
But 'farts are all bad',
Is simply not true -
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!
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Poetry 'in motion'
[align=left]A fart - it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease;
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud;
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long;
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley;
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile;
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur
In a number of places;
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
But 'farts are all bad',
Is simply not true -
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!
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