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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand
new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it
into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian cross-
ing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing
next to him saw the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, with her eyes gleaming lustfully.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful,
I had tennis elbow once!"
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand
new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it
into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian cross-
ing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing
next to him saw the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, with her eyes gleaming lustfully.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful,
I had tennis elbow once!"