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Little grey haired old lady wants to join a bikers clubhouse.

she knocks on the door, BIG hairy tattooed biker opens the door.

Yeah?

I want to join your bikers club

the biker decides to humour the old lady.



Gotta ask some questions first.

Okay she replies.



Have you got a bike?

Sure, she points to a brand new Harley parked on the road.



Impressed, the biker then asks, do you drink ?



Like a fish, two bottles jack daniels a day, I can drink anyone of you bikers under the table



do you smoke ? Like a chimney, 3 packs a day more if I'me playing pool.



the biker is impressed, final question lady.

Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?



The old lady thinks for a while, errrr not that I can remember, but I have been swung by the nipples a few times.
 

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what a woman, someone pls introduce me to her will you :)
 

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Hehehe :cheeky1:
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1:eek:uch! :dude:
 

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Hey, I think that was my 3rd grade teacher, Ms. ****.
 

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I think I know her
 

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Grandma?
 
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