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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a ******* was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.After the trial, the brother went to the *******'s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
 

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That's the true spirit of a *******. To do the job you are getting paid for and do it well. :D:action:
 

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Whats a *******?
 

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You might be a Red-neck IF:





You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."






You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.










You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.











You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.









You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company











Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.











Your house still has the
[size=+2]"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back. [/size]










You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'










Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks










You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.










Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.










If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a *******.










You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"


















You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.












You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
 

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Thanks Bluewinger I knew you would know what I meant!!!

And I might add I couldn't read any slower cuz'you wrote too fast.
 

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Gotta love them there ******** cause I are one lol
 
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