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During an ecumenical convention, a trash can caught on fire. One of the attendees screamed "Fire!" The other attendees reacted:

* The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.
* The Baptists cried, "Where's the water?"
... * The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings fire brings.
* The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring that the fire was evil.
* The Roman Catholics passed the collection plate to cover the damage.
* The Jews posted symbols on the door hoping the fire would pass.
* The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"
* The Fundamentalists decreed, "It's the vengeance of God!"
* The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out of the room.
* The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.
* The Presbyterians formed a committee to discuss it
* The Atheist Hotel Manager walked in , quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher from the wall and put the fire out.
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