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[align=center]A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks,[/align]


[align=center]"How long before I can get a haircut?"

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[align=center]The barber looks around the shop and says,"About two hours."[/align]

[align=center]The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,[/align]

[align=center]"How long before I get a haircut?" [/align]

[align=center]The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours."[/align]


[align=center]The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,[/align]

[align=center]"How long before I can get a haircut?"[/align]

[align=center]The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half."[/align]

[align=center]The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,[/align]

[align=center]"Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."[/align]

[align=center]In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.[/align]

[align=center]The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"[/align]


[align=center]Bill looked up and said,[/align]


[align=center]"To your house."[/align]
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:That's good!
 

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Got me!!!
 

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Opps :D
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::jumper:
 

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I know of this happening in real life. Basically a barman asked a guy to stand behind the bar whilst he nipped out for an hour.
 
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