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[/code]Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic [/code]escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, [/code]Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, [/code]he rubbed the lamp vigorously.[/code][/code] Tohis amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated [/code]that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving [/code]much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into [/code]Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and [/code]immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. [/code]Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the [/code]hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael [/code]looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.[/code][/code]After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're [/code]going to have to pee in the boat![/code]
 

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:D:D
 
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HEY!!!...Don't take the p#ss outa Guinness,:X:X:X it needs all the flavor it can get.:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::leprechaun:
 

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Yeah, and what happens when the storm comes and froths it all up?
 
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Richardrwg wrote:
Yeah, and what happens when the storm comes and froths it all up?
Yep !!!! we like a bit of "head".:):):).......................with our Guinness;):cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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how will you be able to make the shamrock on the top, it will be huge
 
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