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Alabama:
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It, Yet.
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia:
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To The Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
That's Just Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Hookers, Poker, and Wayne Newton!
New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
(Dr. Jerry Born assures me that the actual motto is:
Land of the flea
and home of the Plague.)
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Edyoocashun State
Texas:
Se Habla Ingles
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Ay, Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs
And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
We have more rain than you do
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese With Us!
Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men...
And The Sheep Are Afraid
Alabama:
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It, Yet.
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia:
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To The Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
That's Just Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Hookers, Poker, and Wayne Newton!
New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
(Dr. Jerry Born assures me that the actual motto is:
Land of the flea
and home of the Plague.)
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Edyoocashun State
Texas:
Se Habla Ingles
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Ay, Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs
And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
We have more rain than you do
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese With Us!
Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men...
And The Sheep Are Afraid
Is that a (gulp) thong, I'm wearin' ???
