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Alabama:
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It, Yet.
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia:
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To The Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
That's Just Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Hookers, Poker, and Wayne Newton!
New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
(Dr. Jerry Born assures me that the actual motto is:
Land of the flea
and home of the Plague.)
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Edyoocashun State
Texas:
Se Habla Ingles
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Ay, Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs
And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
We have more rain than you do
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese With Us!
Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men...
And The Sheep Are Afraid
 

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these are great. Kentucky is wrong though. I know that it's sixteen names not fifteen:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:



I'm aloud to poke fun at my state:dude::dude:
 

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This was also in today's news:

[Oregon] officials announced that they were changing the state slogan from ''Things Look Different Here'' to ''Oregon. We Love Dreamers.''

Being from Oregon for the past 17 years, I think the first (old) can be attibuted to the cheap pot (marijuana) grown in northern California? :dude:The current one is good, as well: "Oregon- we're dreaming of having a real economy" Hey, we can dream, can't we? :cheeky1:

I believe the correct bumper sticker version for Oregon was "I LOVE Spotted Owls- deep-fried in Exxon Oil" and also "Earth First!- We'll Log the OTHER Planets Later"

My previous 15 years was spent in Arizona, and that one is absolutely "spot-on"- even the locals laugh about it. The visitors who get nose-bleeds or contract "valley fever" from the airborne spores in the blistering heat may not, but at least they get a strong memory out of their visit? :cooldevil:
 

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Those are a laugh.

Florida could have a lot different ones. Pink Flamingos and Blue haired ladies.

or even,,,

H**L YES,,, BINGO!!!!!:cheeky1:
 

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ours is.... "yes we are the belt buckle of the bible belt, BUT...."

but that dang buckle must be loose cause we run in the top five states of teen pregnancy, child abuse, meth labs, uninsured people

Praise the Lord!
 

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rcmatt007 wrote:
ours is.... "yes we are the belt buckle of the bible belt, BUT...."

but that dang buckle must be loose cause we run in the top five states of teen pregnancy, child abuse, meth labs, uninsured people

Praise the Lord!
Hey Roger- well, thank goodness for buckles....we wouldn't want the national pants to fall down, now would we? :cheeky1:

I LOVE all this "fun-making"- a sense of humor is always a positive thing, to me, and I've yet to visit a state that doesn't have a whole lot of positive things to be said about it. I've been in all 50...and I'm glad of it, too....
 

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"TATTOOED WELSHMEN DON'T CARE IF YOUR NOT A TATTOOED WELSHMAN"
 

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Were did you get that photo of me, Taff? :D Is that a (gulp) thong, I'm wearin' ???
 

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Motorcycle Pete wrote:
Were did you get that photo of me, Taff? :D Is that a (gulp) thong, I'm wearin' ???
uuummm....yeh it's a thong pete, sorry i was not meant to show that to the general public..

can you forgive me??????
 

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'Sok....but I don't know how I'm ever gonna extract that, from the crack in my a_ _... Does anyone have any, um....scissors they might loan me? :cheeky1:
 

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SB in SC wrote:
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet

...and don't y'all forget it!!:cheeky1:
I know that's right :cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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SB in SC wrote:
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet

...and don't y'all forget it!!:cheeky1:
.....and after 144 years, WE DON'T PLAN TO !!!! :goofygrin:

(surrender, that is) :cooldevil:
 

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Tattoo Taffy wrote:
"TATTOOED WELSHMEN DON'T CARE IF YOUR NOT A TATTOOED WELSHMAN"


:shock:......:realshocked:......:shakehead:.....:blushing:.....:barfer:.....:whinger:..... :doh:.....:alco:
 

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My thoughts, exactly, Blue Winger! :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::action:
 

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Tattoo Taffy wrote:
"TATTOOED WELSHMEN DON'T CARE IF YOUR NOT A TATTOOED WELSHMAN"
MY EYES!!!

MY EYES!!!!! AAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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love it PP!
 

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Florida is really " Gods waiting room
 

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K, no habla espanol
 
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