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The train was quite crowded, so a US Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left
was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French
woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that
seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is
using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit
down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat
down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour!
This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you
Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem
to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'
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The train was quite crowded, so a US Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left
was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French
woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that
seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is
using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit
down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat
down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour!
This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you
Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem
to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'
:action:
