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Little Johnny strikes again....


The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
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Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, andwe all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and Iwas fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use theword 'fascinate'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had beenburned by Little Johnny]
before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her****are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.
 

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shame shame shame
 

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There is a young man here in Myakka City, named Johnny. I can remember him being born and watched him grow up into a good young man with kids of his own.

His boys are "little johnny" in the flesh.

They truly know more four letter words than any sailor you've ever met.

I'm sure their teachers did just that. Sat crying.
 

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Cousin Jack wrote:
Little Johnny strikes again....

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, andwe all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and Iwas fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use theword 'fascinate'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had beenburned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her****are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

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