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You will loose weight!

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Nicco and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.


Tis the Season....hehehe...

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Sounds like an Irish moment to me.

Mama and I really liked it,tho.

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That's an old one but a good one.

The one I've always heard though wouldn't fit in on a family forum. It had the guy licking something else.
 

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got to love it:cheeky1:
 

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No wonder you lost 50 pounds!
Purina makes my German Shepherd go to bathroom like no tomorrow! Stuff goes right through her!:cheeky1:

Must work on humans the same way!

Next time...go Eukanuba or Iam's. Science Diet supposed to be good too!
 
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