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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION,
ASKING FOR A TWO-
LINE RHYME, WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT
THE
LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the
violets are
dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.


I love y our smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
 

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dirt wrote:




Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the
violets are
dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.




My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."


I like these two, they pretty much sum up my ex wife.:cheeky1:

Gene:waving::15grey::15grey::15grey::cooler:
 

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I saw you on the balcony

you had a rose between your teeth

you threw me down the rose

and I threw you back your teeth ,,,:? wexman
 
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