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A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows: ......

The lady reporter:"I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:..............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ? "

Reporter (obviously embarrassed):"Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer:"And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "

Reporter:"Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "

Farmer:"I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your **** twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "

The program was never aired….
 

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LOL :smiler:
 

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LOL, yet very true.
 

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WOW, good one!
 
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