Steve Saunders Goldwing Forums banner

Status
Not open for further replies.
1 - 4 of 4 Posts

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
2,144 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
imported post

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Police Officers descend on Jack's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Jack and leave.


Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!' :jumper: :D
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
6,097 Posts
imported post

Here in Florida they would have just hauled the firewood off and burnt it.

It's funny how the officerslike to stand down wind of the fire? :cheeky1:
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
3,403 Posts
imported post

I worked in a smelter for a long time. The local Mounties used to bring their haul to us and burn it in the furnaces.

The really funny day was when they were burning old paperwork, and there was a backdraft, and there are all these confidential police records blowing all over the building.

You've never seem Mounties move so fast!
 
1 - 4 of 4 Posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top