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1. In order to find a Women you need Time and Money.

Therefore woman = time X money

2. It has been said that " Time is Money"

Time = Money

3. Therefore Women = Money X Money or

women = (Money)[suP]2[/suP]

4. "Money is the Root of all evil"

money = SQR (evil)

5 Therefore Women =(SQR(evil))[suP]2[/suP]

[suP] [/suP]Conclusion Women = Evil
 

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Not my particular woman, but generally this algebraic equation rings true:goofygrin:

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The actual "Quote" is "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil"! Key word "Love"!

But on that note..... I thank you for your valuable information and the time you put into retrieving it!

But I was already aware of it!:goofygrin:

And don't forget "Hell Hath No Fury like a Women Scorn", so don't let them read this!:goofygrin::gunhead:
 

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Sudicidal bunch tonight arn't you. :D

Gene:waving::11red::11red::11red::cooler:
 

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Arr, me red-headed wench, ahem, child-bride might take umbrage to this. Arr.

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She either knows where the gun is or the ammo but never at the same time. Do you think I stoopid? [shadow=darkred]arrrrgh[/shadow]
 

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as I tell my patients.... the cost of one viagra is still cheaper then dinner and a bottle of wine:shock::weightlifter:
 

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rcmatt007 wrote:
as I tell my patients.... the cost of one viagra is still cheaper then dinner and a bottle of wine:shock::weightlifter:
Unless you go blind or have a heart attack.:goofygrin:
 

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dean_3326 wrote:
rcmatt007 wrote:
as I tell my patients.... the cost of one viagra is still cheaper then dinner and a bottle of wine:shock::weightlifter:
Unless you go blind or have a heart attack.:goofygrin:
went blind as a teenager lol.... but what a great way to have a heart attack
 

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rcmatt007 wrote:
went blind as a teenager lol....
didn't your mom tell you to stop playing with that, or you would go blind..:goofygrin:
 

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Women may be expensive etc, but ona cold winters night they sure are good to cuddle up to

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Women may be expensive etc, but ona cold winters night they sure are good to cuddle up to

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Sort of a nessesary Evil. I will go along with that.
 

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Can't live with them, Can't live without them!

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Andrewl wrote:
Women may be expensive etc, but ona cold winters night they sure are good to cuddle up to

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What about "Scooby Doo" Andrew ?!:baffled:
 

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Women are like oxygen....you don't relise how good it is until your not getting any:cooldevil:
 

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DigbyODell wrote:
Women are like oxygen....you don't relise how good it is until your not getting any:cooldevil:
Arguing with a Wife is like wrestling witha pig in the mud , after a few hours, you realize the "Pig" is enjoying it!:baffled::goofygrin:
 

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dean_3326 wrote:
rcmatt007 wrote:
went blind as a teenager lol....
didn't your mom tell you to stop playing with that, or you would go blind..:goofygrin:
I just did it until I needed glasses!:cheeky1:
 
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