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Medicare in a nutshell

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

'Hello.'

'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint AgnesLaboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are nowuncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the
results are not too good.'

'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asksnervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive forAlzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the testagain?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay forthese expensive tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you dropyour husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his wayhome, don't sleep with him.




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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::shock::cheeky1:Now that's funny!
 

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Sounds about right
 
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