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AUNT KAREN



The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their

parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.



The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their

stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?"



"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.


She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.



She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife.




She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and
then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,

killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke




and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."



"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.




"What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"



"Stay the f*** away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."

 

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I think he changed his name when he moved to Indiana, because of his bad reputation in the other 56 states..........
 

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Good one!
 

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An oldy but a good one.. 56 states???

he, he...
 

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Foodman wrote:
I think he changed his name when he moved to Indiana, because of his bad reputation in the other 56 states..........
Ok so educate me! Ialways figuredwhere I came from was supposed to be the 51st state, I really don't know about 56, gimme a heads up Man, given thatI am now a US citizen of 2 years, and vote "R", y'know I think I deserve to know what you mean, thanks, it willonly help me to become more of. A betterAmerican.



Thank you. :waving:
 

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chilidawg wrote:
Foodman wrote:
I think he changed his name when he moved to Indiana, because of his bad reputation in the other 56 states..........
Ok so educate me! Ialways figuredwhere I came from was supposed to be the 51st state, I really don't know about 56, gimme a heads up Man, given thatI am now a US citizen of 2 years, and vote "R", y'know I think I deserve to know what you mean, thanks, it willonly help me to become more of. A betterAmerican.



Thank you. :waving:
Some politician running for presidentsaid at the last presidential campaign saidthat they had been to 57 states and had6 more to go to.:lash:Oh, and it waasn't a "R" either. :badgrin:
 

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You must not read the papers, but your President seems to think there are 57 states in the union..

I was just backing him up................
 
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