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Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a
lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He
Said, “How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my fiancé, Lena, is still a Virgin - in every vay.”

The doctor told him, “Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint
to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but
leave it on there as long as you can.”

He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4 sided
splint & taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went
on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal
her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, “Olaf... you're the
first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.”

Olaf immediately dropped his pants & replied, “Look at dis Lena
...still in DA CRATE!”
 

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“Look at dis Lena
...still in DA CRATE!”



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

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Wow, that was a fresh and original joke!
 

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I like
 
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mort952 wrote:
a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch.
Must have told her, that he was getting married :readit: :cool::leprechaun:
 

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now thats funny
 

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Not so funny.

I have been there and know exactly what that feels like!
 

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Nope, but I did get cut pretty good, and that was through three pairs of old pants and under pants too.

Couldn't breath or move for about 20 mins. and then collapsed in a chair at the farmhouse still crying like a baby for the next two to three hours.

I was very relieved 9 years later when I started having children.
 

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unionjk wrote:
Nope, but I did get cut pretty good, and that was through three pairs of old pants and under pants too.

Couldn't breath or move for about 20 mins. and then collapsed in a chair at the farmhouse still crying like a baby for the next two to three hours.

I was very relieved 9 years later when I started having children.
Sorry, bet that hurt!! But....
What did your wife say when u got pregnant!!! :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:


Sorry, i had to do it.....:?
 
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