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I was feeling a bit lonelyso I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go down the Queen's Head with me and have a beer?'

But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to the pub for a drink?' But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?'

A little voice came out of the box:





















wait for it...its worth it!!!
























































































































'I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing shoes on.'
 

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Thats a sole destroying joke:)
 

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That's bad, can I use it
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1: That's a really good one.

Keep on Winging:bat:
 

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:D:dude::cheeky1:
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1:ive just caught this one:cheeky1:i know one about its girl friend,,,who had,



















a lovely pair of legs,,,

a lovely pair of legs,,,

a lovely pair of legs:cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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did NOT see that one coming.
 

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hey that was good. i liked that one!....rick
 
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