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mike149 wrote:

fatalattraction wrote:

Welcome Mike149. There's a lot you need to know about a goldwing. I'm still learning stuff. Some of the Guru's will be along to tell you everything you ever need to know, and then some. If you have a specific question type it in the search and you'll find a wealth of knowlege.

Thanks for the hiya. I am most concerned about things that I need to worry about.

:waving::waving:Welcome to he Best Goldwing Site on the Internet Mike!:waving::waving:

Put gas in it, change the oil and filter regularly, and ride the hell out of it.

Save your worry for the cagers!:cheeky1:

 

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Shooter wrote:

What Paul said...., and welcome to the friendliest Goldwing site going. Where's REDWING ??? :gunhead:

I think the wick in his monitor ran out of kerosene.

 

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Shep takes his life in his paws riding behind that 7up guzzling sot!:jumper:

 

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There's been a few of here at the REDWING fan club worrying about the several times you've mentioned 7up. We're concerned that over imbibing of this concoction, which is made up mostly of water weighing in at approximately 8lbs per US gallon, might cause sloshing inyour midsectionmakingcontrol your neighbor's :18red:difficult causing Shep, whom we admire immensely, to be tossed off the machine. I would have writtena letter to you concerning this matter, howeverno members of the fan club have yet paid their dues so I don't have the wherewithal to purchase a stamp or glue for the envelope flap. All of my personal fortune has been spent on facilitating my promotion to the exalted position of Senior Guru.

 

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wexman wrote:

Welcome mike ,,what redwing did not tell you is that he rides a 1963 honda 50 with lots of chrome and he has a dog called shep ,who recently got a new set of false teeth ,,I think the teeth were belonging to his neighbour ,but some how they managed to make them fit the dog ....cheers Ciaran

You forgot to mention that Shep lost his teeth through an unfortunate incident when he bit REDWING on his (REDWING'S) posterior during that sad time when the aformentioned curmudgeon was on his literary knees begging for mana. Shep being too embarrassed for words (he can't talk anyway) bit the bum of the mendicant REDWING thereby losing his last four teeth which were loose from scurvy due to his master's refusal to provide lime juice because it reminded him of his impressment in the British navy during the Napoleonic wars during the one time REDWING left his island fastness and ventured forth to England.

 

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mike149 wrote:

Redwing is that your Island or do you just live there?

He's trying to get possession of it through longevity!

 

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Redwing wrote:

:stumped::stumped:Hey what the hell does all this stuff mean. :stumped::stumped:

:baffled:We speak very simple language out here. :baffled:

B.S. This from a man who speaks Gaelic and English! Methinks thee protest too much!