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Hi guys I just registered in your forum. I have just purchased a 2003 abs goldwing. I have been on the vtx forum. But now I finally got the bike I have always wanted and my daughter has now taken my 05 vtx. I would like to ask about the 03 abs goldwing like is there anything I need to know about that bike. I have owned Honda's for 40 plus years but never a wing. I am hoping the handling is not to far from the vtx.
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Poor Ol' Shep! :goofygrin:
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Shep takes his life in his paws riding behind that 7up guzzling sot!:jumper:
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exavid wrote:
Shep takes his life in his paws riding behind that 7up guzzling sot!:jumper:
Hey "Senior Guru" my neighbour reads this forum, so be careful with your language. :stumped:He wouldn't allow anyone talk like that about me. :whip:

:crying::18red::crying:
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There's been a few of here at the REDWING fan club worrying about the several times you've mentioned 7up. We're concerned that over imbibing of this concoction, which is made up mostly of water weighing in at approximately 8lbs per US gallon, might cause sloshing inyour midsectionmakingcontrol your neighbor's :18red:difficult causing Shep, whom we admire immensely, to be tossed off the machine. I would have writtena letter to you concerning this matter, howeverno members of the fan club have yet paid their dues so I don't have the wherewithal to purchase a stamp or glue for the envelope flap. All of my personal fortune has been spent on facilitating my promotion to the exalted position of Senior Guru.
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wexman wrote:
Welcome mike ,,what redwing did not tell you is that he rides a 1963 honda 50 with lots of chrome and he has a dog called shep ,who recently got a new set of false teeth ,,I think the teeth were belonging to his neighbour ,but some how they managed to make them fit the dog ....cheers Ciaran
You forgot to mention that Shep lost his teeth through an unfortunate incident when he bit REDWING on his (REDWING'S) posterior during that sad time when the aformentioned curmudgeon was on his literary knees begging for mana. Shep being too embarrassed for words (he can't talk anyway) bit the bum of the mendicant REDWING thereby losing his last four teeth which were loose from scurvy due to his master's refusal to provide lime juice because it reminded him of his impressment in the British navy during the Napoleonic wars during the one time REDWING left his island fastness and ventured forth to England.
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Redwing is that your Island or do you just live there?
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mike149 wrote:
Redwing is that your Island or do you just live there?
He's trying to get possession of it through longevity!
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exavid wrote:
There's been a few of here at the REDWING fan club worrying about the several times you've mentioned 7up. We're concerned that over imbibing of this concoction, which is made up mostly of water weighing in at approximately 8lbs per US gallon, might cause sloshing inyour midsectionmakingcontrol your neighbor's :18red:difficult causing Shep, whom we admire immensely, to be tossed off the machine. I would have writtena letter to you concerning this matter, howeverno members of the fan club have yet paid their dues so I don't have the wherewithal to purchase a stamp or glue for the envelope flap. All of my personal fortune has been spent on facilitating my promotion to the exalted position of Senior Guru.
:stumped::stumped:Hey what the hell does all this stuff mean. :stumped::stumped:

:baffled:We speak very simple language out here. :baffled:

:leprechaun::18red::leprechaun:
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mike149 wrote:
Redwing is that your Island or do you just live there?
Hey mike149 :waving:No im afraid not, :stumped:i just live out here like all the other folks. :clapper: It's nice and quite and no crime whatsoever. :clapper:It takes about half an hour to reach the mainland by small car ferry. :skipping:

:leprechaun::18red::leprechaun:
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Redwing wrote:
:stumped::stumped:Hey what the hell does all this stuff mean. :stumped::stumped:

:baffled:We speak very simple language out here. :baffled:
B.S. This from a man who speaks Gaelic and English! Methinks thee protest too much!
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Better watch it Paul, ol' Redwing will sick Shep on ya.:whip:
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I don't know about you guys
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exavid wrote:
B.S. This from a man who speaks Gaelic and English! Methinks thee protest too much!
Hey "Senior Guru"



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Hey REDWING,

Thisguy will make a snack out of your little guy.

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