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A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop on Mott Street. While looking
around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized,
bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking
the tourist decided he simply had to have it. He took it to the old shop
owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

"You have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said
the wise old shopkeeper.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you
can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed
that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun
following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began
walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his
horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began
squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot west on Canal Street towards the
Hudson River. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to
discover that the rats now numbered in the millions, and were squealing and
coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Hudson and threw the bronze rat as far
as he could into the river. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into
the river after the bronze rat, and were all drowned. The man walked back to
the curio shop in Chinatown.

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze
Republican."
 

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:claps::claps::claps:
 

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:shock: Ooooh, dangerous one....:shock:
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

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How about just a bronze politician. :ROFL:
 
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