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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore - under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.


Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Why should 60+ year-old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60+ year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60+ year-olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year-olds when they enter antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
 

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Wish I was 60, or should I say just 60
 

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Good Tricky, I can relate to some of those, when I was 60 anyway.
 
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