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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He
became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf .
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got
on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He
was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping
along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms
at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry
for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes
a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going
on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He
told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his
arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him
again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with
one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms
began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. He
asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'
He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My balls itch
became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf .
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got
on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He
was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping
along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms
at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry
for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes
a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going
on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He
told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his
arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him
again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with
one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms
began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. He
asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'
He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My balls itch
