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The Guys' Points of View

At last some guy has takentime to write many of them down. We've all
heardthe females' points of view. Now it's time to read ours:

Please note they are all numbered "1"-- and it's not by accident.


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it

down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport -- and no, we are never going to think

of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear about this:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
If you don't want to ask, then we don't want to do it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.Ifyou wantsympathy regarding a problem, go talk

with one of your girlfriends. That's what they do.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.So don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do somethingor tell us how you want it

done, not both. If you already know best how to do it,do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like

nothing is wrong. We know you're probably lying, but it's just not
worth the hassle trying to find out.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear -- cause that's likely what you're going toget.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you're prepared to
discuss such topics as motorcycles,baseball,fishing or golf...(not to

mention you know what!).

1. Yes, I think you have enough clothes.

1. Yes, I think you have too many shoes.

1. Yes, I do think I'min shape. Round IS a shape!
 

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Thanks PatinIdaho! :clapper:

I printed it out and gave it to my son and his girlfriend in the hopes of saving them both some grief!

Bob :11grey:
 

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Either a touch of insanity in the family or this guy should be a Kamekazi pilot. I think he must have stuck it on the back of the fridge out of sightof her indoors.

Regards to all,

John S
 

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Very funny, but oh so true. I did fail my sensitivity final exam, but the marriage has still lasted 33 years. Thanx :gunhead:
 

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Shooter wrote:
Very funny, but oh so true. I did fail my sensitivity final exam, but the marriage has still lasted 33 years. Thanx :gunhead:
I once told some people we were visiting with that MrsUBarW chased me. She, of course, denied this. I told our friends, that "Listen, a mousetrap doesn't chase a mouse, but it catches it just the same!"

That day she didnt laugh, but the next 60 or 70 times have she has got to the point where she laughs at me, but I pretend she is laughing at my funny.

BTW, we are still married. It'll be 23 years on September 10th.
 

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Just read it to the one who rides in the back. Dodged a few dirty looks and just about wet my pants reading it. Great job and oh so true. Randy
 

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HEHE Idont think imin the dog house:clapper:. She read it and said thats cute. I just told her she needed to read it as it was a good come back for that girl one ALL us men have seen 3 or 12 times.

Been married 5 years this time and it even looks like it will last at least through 6 cuz i cant fit all my stuff in a GW like i couldwhen i had a pickup and besides i kinda like it around here:grinner:

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Never a truer word spoken in jest.:goofygrin:

I have heard that one before... my girlfriend sent it to me, cuz she knew that it sums us up.

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, luckily, She who should be obeyed, speaks pretty good Martian, I am still learning Venetian , or whatever they speak!!!!!:baffled:

Pete
 

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Rodent and I have a strange and wonderful relationship; I'm strange and she's wonderful. And as long as I keep that in the correct order, we may last another 26+ years.

Ruaidh
 

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Ruaidh wrote:
Rodent and I have a strange and wonderful relationship; I'm strange and she's wonderful. And as long as I keep that in the correct order, we may last another 26+ years.

Ruaidh
I like that. Can I use it? Can I claim that I spoke it first?:goofygrin:
 

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Go for it. I can't remember where I first heard it, probably from Rodent, lol.
 

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rcmatt007 wrote:
being the only male in my office... I am going to post this!
Either a very brave or a very foolish male rcmatt007 :3sum::3sum::gunner2::whip::whip:

you will have to show us your bruises
 

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wannabe wrote:
rcmatt007 wrote:
being the only male in my office... I am going to post this!
Either a very brave or a very foolish male rcmatt007 :3sum::3sum::gunner2::whip::whip:

you will have to show us your bruises
my nurse and my receptionist laughed their socks off.... my wife shredded it:behead:
 

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You were lucky to get away with just a shreaded note!!

Pete
 

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aye laddy she shreaded it..... but did you notice.... the title was "one for your wifes"... I only have one wife....

here is to our wifes and lovers.....

may they never meet....
 
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