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Irish Diet
Paddywas terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should Have lost at least 5 pounds."
WhenPaddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Paddynodded..."I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from bleedin' skippin' " Paddysaid.
Irish Diet
Paddywas terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should Have lost at least 5 pounds."
WhenPaddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Paddynodded..."I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from bleedin' skippin' " Paddysaid.
