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A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in
a pet store. She stops to admire the bird.

The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her
work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the
parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work
she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "Hey lady, you
are really ugly."

The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and
threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird
wouldn't say it again.

The next day, when the lady walked past the store after work
the parrot said to her, "Hey lady."

She paused, scowled with an icy and deadly stare, and said
with a hoarse voice, "Yes?"

The bird, strutting back and forth on its perch in a cocky
manner, said, "You know."
 
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