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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
vocabulary. Every word out of this bird's mouth was
rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
constantly saying polite words, playing soft music,
and anything he could think of to set a good example.
Nothing worked.

Finally, John got fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
And, the bird yelled back. John shook the parrot, and
the bird got angrier and ruder. Finally, in a moment
of desperation, John put the bird in the
refrigerator freezer.

For a few minutes, John heard the bird squawk and kick
and scream... then suddenly there was quiet. Not a peep
for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the bird, John quickly opened
the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped
out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe
I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I am truly sorry, and I will do everything
to correct my poor behavior."

John was astonished at the bird's change of attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such
a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
 

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