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[align=center]A pastor entered his donkey in a race, and the donkey won. [/align] [align=center]The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. [/align] [align=center]The local paper read: "Pastor's Ass Out Front." [/align] [align=center]The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. [/align] [align=center]The next day the local paper headline read:"Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass." [/align] [align=center]The Bishop just couldn't believe this. He ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. [/align] [align=center]The pastor decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. [/align] [align=center]The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: "Nun Has Best Ass In Town." [/align] [align=center]The bishop fainted. He then informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey. [/align] [align=center]She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. [/align] [align=center]The next day the paper read: "Nun Sells Ass For $10.00." [/align] [align=center]The Bishop felt a heart attack was coming for sure, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. [/align] [align=center]The next day the headlines read: "Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild And Free!" [/align] [align=center]The Bishop was buried the next day. [/align]
 

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The Bishop should've left well enough alone!!!
 
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