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[align=left]PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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[align=left]2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not
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[align=left]10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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Sad, they're all true. On the flip side, most of them are a bonus.
 

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19. You can get cheaper coffee at MacDonalds

20. Haircuts come at a discount, ( because they don't take as long)

21. You're in the prime target group for Viagra ------ but who cares?
 

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The older I get, The better I was.............
 

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I can get lunch at Taco Bell for $1.78! Two tacos and a geezer drink.:cooldevil:
 

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Get them while you can, Taco Bell just discontinued the Geezer drinks in CA.. Now it's 10% of total bill.. One buck more.. Us old guys are losing ground...........
 

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So far around here you get the fogey fill free at the Taco Bells that aren't combined with a KFC or A&W. Those places just give the 10% discount for the feeble.
 

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exavid wrote:
So far around here you get the fogey fill free at the Taco Bells that aren't combined with a KFC or A&W. Those places just give the 10% discount for the feeble.
Give me a break, Paul! You'll never be feeble.:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::jumper::jumper::jumper::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil:
 
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