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This would be funnier if it wasn't so true.
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....
it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!


01.
Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.


02.
In a hostage situation you
are likely to be released first.


03.
No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

04.
People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

05.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07.
Things you buy now won't wear out.

08.
You can eat supper at 4 PM .

09.
You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13.
You sing along with elevator music.

14.
Your eyes won't get much worse.

15
. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19.
You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.


Forward this to every one you can remember right now before you forget it!


and .

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
 

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Amen to those
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:

You obviously haven't lived as long as some of us ccsailor.
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:I'm not very old ........yet........and I already can relate to some of those things........ :shock:Wait a minute.......why am I laughing at that????



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I'll hit the "Big 50" this summer, Lord willing. I can relate to "some" of these. They're pretty good!
 

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Woe is me - All sad but true.
 

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Well how about $.75 coffee at the Arches ?????????
Going to Senior Member on the form......
 

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Congrats Foodman on your promotion!!! Now your pay doubles.
 

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Wow Great, I could use a raise.........
 

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I don't know about the laxative and sleeping pills, but the other night I chopped up 5 hotdogs and cooked them up with a 20 oz. can of baked beans and later ate about a 1/2 lb. of green seedless grapes.

BIG MISTAKE
 
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