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WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

I'm not into Golfing but a Honda Dealership would be nice!!!)
 

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olered67 wrote:
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

I'm not into Golfing but a Honda Dealership would be nice!!!)
:cheeky1: Yeah, a Cabella's franchise would do it fer me!!! :cheeky1:
 

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You all go it wrong - all she has to do is own a bank - everything else will fall into line. :cheeky1:
 
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