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Ramblings of a Retired Mind

[align=center]][/align] I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one.

[align=center]So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust.'

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
][/align] I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?'

[align=center]Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'
][/align] Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.'

[align=center]I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor!'
][/align] Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do... write to these men?

Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

r better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

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OK thats too funny.......But oh Lord is it the living truth....

Claude....
 

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Very Good. :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:

Just curious, what does a Forum Toolmaster do :baffled:
 

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Geordiemuppet wrote:
Very Good. :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:

Just curious, what does a Forum Toolmaster do :baffled:
We now have 2 tool loaner programs going in the for sale section of the forum. One is for a set of sync gauges that are shipped to one person who uses them on thier bike then ships them to the next person on the list.

The other tool loaner I'll start on the 1st of Feburary is for steering stem removal sockets.

I mange these 2 programs for the forum to ensure the tools get to those who need to use them and can't afford to buy their own.

Wingnut used forum funds to buy 2 sets of the sync gauges after the first set donated by OB1 got mis-placed and never re-surfaced. 2slim replaced that set and put it in circulation. The other 2 sets are in my possession till such time that they are needed.
He also bought the steering stem removal tools and had them shipped to me.
 

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Excellent move - clearly I haven't been paying attention. A bit far on our side of the pond, but such thinga are great and help promote wings and wingers. :)
 
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