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Pastor's Business Card
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>> A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
>> At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
>> came to his repeated knocks at the door.
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>> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
>> 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
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>> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
>> found that his card had been returned.
>>Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'
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>> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke
>> up in gales
>> of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at
>> the door and knock.'
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>> Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden
>> and I was afraid for I was naked.'
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>> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
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Pastor's Business Card
>>
>>
>>
>> A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
>> At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
>> came to his repeated knocks at the door.
>>
>> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
>> 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
>>
>> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
>> found that his card had been returned.
>>Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'
>>
>> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke
>> up in gales
>> of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at
>> the door and knock.'
>>
>> Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden
>> and I was afraid for I was naked.'
>>
>> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
>>
