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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to
buy some cyanide. 'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you
need
cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'


The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you
had a
prescription!"

 

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I'm sure someone across the pond can quote this better but I believe it was Sir Winston Churchill who had a dispute with Lady Whats-Her-Name way back when. She said "Sir if you were my husband I should give you poison". Ole Winnie fired back with "Madam if you were my wife I should drink it!". CLASSIC!!!!
 
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