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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And shewas somewhat upset.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dareyou do this to me -- a faithful wife, the motherof your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began, 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn'teat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devouredthem in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirtyand full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because yousay they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated thoseboots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear becausesomeone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked herto the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please... Do you have anything else that your wifedoesn't use?'
 

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Ouch!
 

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that is soo good, showed the wife, she hit me (not hard)
 
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