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A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the

urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty

female doctor.

The female doctor says, I'm going to check your prostate today, but

this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably

used to.I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while

check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99 .

The guy obeys and says, 99.

The doctor says, Great. Now turn over on your left side and again,

while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99 .

Again, the guy says, 99.

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back

with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate

with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your

penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, 99.

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The guy begins, One .. Two ... Three.
 

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Okay three...ahh..three.....ummmm..let's see what comes after three....no don't help me..I'll get it....ahhhh four...five...ummmm...four, five, ummmm....siiiiiixxxxxxxxx........ahhhhhhhh..........:D
 

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:coollep::bowing::bowing::bowing::bowing::banana::banana:
 

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Thank you, I needed this. I went in yestrday for my":shock:" check up, and I will you this, there was no pretty little blonde in that office.:(
 

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Richardrwg wrote:
Thank you, I needed this. I went in yestrday for my":shock:" check up, and I will you this, there was no pretty little blonde in that office.:(
Did you feel both of his hands on your hips when he was checking? :shock::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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I'm going to give that to my doctor let her know that I want that newer version test, wonder what the boss will say.
 

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Jeez I hope RCMatt doesn't see this!!
 
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