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Can you cry under water?




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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?



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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



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What disease did cured ham actually have?







If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?




How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway..



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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?



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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



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Can a hearse carryinga corpse drive inthecarpool lane?



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If the professor on Gilligan'sIslandcan make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!



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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?



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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?



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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



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(Quoted by George Carlen)



"Why do we Drive on a Parkway, and Park on a Driveway"?



ALL Good Questions !



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That was a good.. Darn I wish I could remember them..
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:those are great
 
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