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A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.

  • Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
  • Motorcycles last longer.
  • Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
  • Motorcycles don't have relatives.
  • A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
  • Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
  • You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
  • Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
  • You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
  • If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
  • When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
  • One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
  • Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
  • If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
  • Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
  • Your motorcycle will never check other motorcycles that are cooler or thinner than you.
  • If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
  • You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
  • Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
  • Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
  • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
  • Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
  • Motorcycles don't make you late.
  • You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
  • Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
  • You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
  • Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
  • Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
  • Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
  • Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
  • Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
  • Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
  • In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
  • You can turn the petcock off.
  • Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
  • If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
  • If your motorcycle stinks you can wash it.
  • You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
  • Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
  • If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
  • Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
  • You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
  • Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
  • Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
  • Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
  • You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
  • Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
  • If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
  • Motorcycles don't snore.
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[align=center]:D:D[shadow=red]LORD !!![/shadow] :D:D[/align]
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::shock:
 

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I just don't know what to say:shock:

Chippy01 you must be much man:cheeky1::cheeky1::kissing:
 

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Chippy...are you in the bad books again...or are we having a senior moment....:D:D
 

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tanygaer wrote:
wannabe wrote:
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
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Are you trying to tell us something Karen, Congratulations to the "New Parents To Be" :dance::kissing::dance:
Not me - I'm immune!!!!! :cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Wannabe.....I read your list twice, and being a guy, I went out to the garage where my motorcycle is setting and let the air out of his two timing, low life, double clutching, back stabbing, cheating with my wife, tires...Let the air out of his shocks too and showed him the 12 gauge with 00 buck shot...Next week his replacement will be here..A little honey of a 1500 that loves me !!!!!!!

Claude....
 

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Just for the record, I have no intention of showing this one to Wendy. She'll take notes and I'll never hear the end of it.
 

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Wow, that is quite a list :cool:

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