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A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
- Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
- Motorcycles last longer.
- Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
- Motorcycles don't have relatives.
- A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
- Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
- You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
- Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
- You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
- If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
- When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
- One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
- Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
- If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
- Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
- Your motorcycle will never check other motorcycles that are cooler or thinner than you.
- If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
- You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
- Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
- Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
- Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
- Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
- Motorcycles don't make you late.
- You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
- Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
- You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
- Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
- Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
- Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
- Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
- Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
- Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
- In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
- You can turn the petcock off.
- Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
- If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
- If your motorcycle stinks you can wash it.
- You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
- Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
- If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
- Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
- You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
- Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
- Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
- Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
- You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
- Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
- If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
- Motorcycles don't snore.
