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Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.

One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.

She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks .

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in... Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.

'Who's fust jarted??' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.
The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
 

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Another Golden Oldie!!
 

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Ok ... so who did the old original on TV when we were young.:baffled:
 

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96aspencade wrote:
Ok ... so who did the old original on TV when we were young.:baffled:
:DWould that be Grandpa Jones on Hee Haw??? :baffled::cool:
 

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Every story has a moral to the ending........and this one does too!!!!!!!!!

Some of our hubbles are trig, and some of our hubbles are trall,
but if we thad no hubbles, how could we blecknize our ressings!!!!:waving:
 

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FenderHead wrote:
:DWould that be Grandpa Jones on Hee Haw??? :baffled::cool:
Close, but the name is Archie Campbell.

Although I don't recall Archie's version running that close to the edge of the censor's axe.
 

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FenderHead wrote:
96aspencade wrote:
Ok ... so who did the old original on TV when we were young.:baffled:
:DWould that be Grandpa Jones on Hee Haw??? :baffled::cool:
Victor Borge did one too...

His ended
"the storal of the mory is, if you want go to the prarming chinces bancy fall, you gotta remember to slop your dripper".:cheeky1:
 

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English Bob wrote:
The Two Ronnies guy, can't remember his name, Ronnie Something
The great Ronnie Barker.........sadly missed..
 

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It's likely that Ronnie Barker borrowed the idea from Archie Campbell, although I think the two versions are somewhat different, however, I haven't taken the time to check.
 

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96aspencade wrote:
Ok ... so who did the old original on TV when we were young.:baffled:
I think instead of Grand-Pa Jones, it was Archie Campbell on Hee Haw, at least that's how my old mind sees it!

He Also did the Pee Little Thrigs ! :cheeky1:

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!

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