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Ripping off an Indian

This is an *old* classic that keeps coming around in various versions on the Internet.




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A Indian Holy Man visited New York City, and stoped at a butcher shop to buy some liver. The butcher was teaching his nephew how to cheat such visitors in the classical manner and pushed down with his thumb on the scale while measuring the meat. The nephew was not too smart, and he asked his uncle to explain again exactly what he should do. The answer came, "Weigh down upon the Swami liver.
 

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or perhaps a big sigh emoticon
 

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I suggest that from now on pinkpork be required to submit all jokes to a quorum that will submit to a sub-committee for approval. Upon the sub-commitee's approval it will go before full commitee, which will be newly selected for each joke, the commitee's will examine and upon approval allow it to go before a board that will give it the final approval. If it passes, it will be posted with appropriate warnings and disclaimers. If it does not pass, it will be returned to pinkpork for the purpose of modification, adding of amendments, or removal of sections and/or sub-sections that may be deemed painful for the mental/emotional/moral/ethical/biological welfare of the general populace, as well as the posible deterioration of said populaces ability to procreate without the assistance of a sensory deprivation chamber.
 

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I have to admit his jokes have been getting worse since he got in that bath...

Bring back the laughing pig...
 
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