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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.

I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally.. .I assumed you had stolen the car.''
 

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That is almost true!!!:cheesygrin:
 

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Bobcat89 wrote:
That is almost true!!!:cheesygrin:
:cheeky1:Yah, except for the part where the cop shows up right when you NEED one!!! :cheeky1:
 

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Real story
Was blocking west bound traffic as we were running exit traffic out of an air show using the whole road to run multi-lanes from air port to an Interstate
south.
Was turning traffic N or S(their choice) east and west of the road.
Man I know pulls up and has to get through are he'll be late picking up his wife.
Will not print what ensued nor the language he used.
Suffice it to say, I finally told him to go N or S or I'd pull him out of the window, cuff him, stuff him and his wife would find her own way home.
Next day he was a greeter at a church my wife and I decided to visit.
Really wanted a picture of that very pale dumbfounded look on his face.
Walked right up shook his hand and told him I prayed and I and God had already forgiven him and walked on.
 

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Thats great!!:ROFL::ROFL:
 
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