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[align=justify]With Christmas bearing down you may be starting to get desperate for present ideas. Well ladies, lucky for you this handy list will be more than helpful...[/align]
[align=justify]RULE 1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. [/align]
[align=justify]RULE 2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. No one knows why. [/align]
[align=justify]RULE 3: If you are really short of money, buy him anything for his car. Washer fluid, wheel gloss or something to hang from the rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. [/align]
[align=justify]RULE 4: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to Boy Scouts or some other such organisation. Nothing says love like 200 hundred feet of 3/8" nylon rope. No one knows why. [/align]
[align=justify]RULE 5: A new TV remote control to replace the one he has lost. If you have a lot of money buy him the latest all-singing, all-dancing widescreen TV. Watch the smile on his face as he flicks, and flicks, and flicks.[/align]
[align=justify]RULE 6: Label makers are nearly as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Men really enjoy using these. No one knows why.[/align]
[align=justify]Rule 7: Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. He will be too preoccupied to speak to you for hours and he will always have parts left over. [/align]
[align=justify]Rule 8: Men enjoy danger. That's why they love to barbecue. Get him a big gas barbecue. Tell him the gas line leaks. Such excitement! Who wants a hamburger?" [/align]
[align=justify]Rule 9: Tickets to a football match are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "Creative Flower Arranging for Beginners." Everyone knows why. [/align]
[align=justify]Rule 10: Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chainsaw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule 6 and what happens when he gets a label maker. [/align]
[align=justify]Rule 11: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminium extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why![/align]
 

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And if you still don't know what to do, show up naked with a beer :cooldevil:
 

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LilJack wrote:
And if you still don't know what to do, show up naked with a beer :cooldevil:
Ya...men like that! No one knows why. :cooldevil:
 

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How about an additional item :)

anything for the bike. Doesn't matter if he has it already, it can be a replacement.:cool:
 

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Thank you Chippy, I will point Lady Tanygaer in the direction of this useful thread, it wil safe her having to decide between Navy Blue or Black socks, and hankerchiefs with or without a pattern.

What is the gorgeous Wannabe buying you this year???
 

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tanygaer wrote:
What is the gorgeous Wannabe buying you this year???
You will have to ask her that, tanygaer..........I've yet to be told what I'm getting her........:D:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cooldevil:
 

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Well Lady Tanygaer told me I did not need to buy her anything as she had sorted it, so I am for once taking her at her word...

I like to do as I am told :D
 

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Well Lady Tanygaer told me I did not need to buy her anything as she had sorted it, so I am for once taking her at her word...

I like to do as I am told :D
And how long have you been married, she said not to get her anything and you fell for it!:shock::shock:
 

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tanygaer wrote:
Well Lady Tanygaer told me I did not need to buy her anything as she had sorted it, so I am for once taking her at her word...

I like to do as I am told :D

Might I suggest that you go and buy the kids a new dog, and a dog house to go with it.

Buy a big breed, so the dog house has room for you too! :cheeky1:
 

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FredinCT wrote:
tanygaer wrote:
Well Lady Tanygaer told me I did not need to buy her anything as she had sorted it, so I am for once taking her at her word...

I like to do as I am told :D
And how long have you been married, she said not to get her anything and you fell for it!:shock::shock:
Sounds like tanygaer is gonna be Dead Meat by New Years!!!!!! :shock::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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And if you still don't know what to do, show up naked with a beer :cooldevil:
And would a pizza kill ya?:cooldevil:
 
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