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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread everyday. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard!"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world seems to know about this **** but me!"
 

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Shame on you PP you been holding out on the rest of us.....

Claude....
 

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i dont know about this but i did hear about the bloke who sprayed viagra in his eyes to make him look hard
 

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derekhendry wrote:
i dont know about this but i did hear about the bloke who sprayed viagra in his eyes to make him look hard
:cheeky1::clapper::cheeky1::clapper::cheeky1::clapper:thats the stuff:cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Well if it doesn't work, you can always let it go bad...

Didn't they claim the orginal settlers see witches because of the LSD the rye going bad made??:coollep:
 

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kylesmuskie wrote:
ok, what's a bloke?:shock:
man ,a chap, , a male:)
 
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