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A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F- 16 flashed by.

The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'

The C-130 pilot chuckled.

'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.'



When you are young & foolish - speed & flash

may seem a good thing!


When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!

Us older folks understand this one, it's called

S.O.S.

Slower, Older and Smarter.... :cheers:
 

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Two bulls, one young and one old, were lazing on a hill watching several cows grazing. the young bull turns to the older and says "Let's run down and jump one." The older bull replies, "Let's walk down and jump them all." Old bulls do rule.
 
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