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An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
normal.


The doctor says, "Bert, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"


Bert replies, " God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I am done, poof!, the
light goes off."


"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.


A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bert's wife.


"Ethel," he says, "Bert's doing fine but I had to call you because I'm
in awe of his relationship with God.


Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!, the light
goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"


"OH MY GAWD! Ethel screams, " He's peeing in the fridge again !!!!!".
 

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:ROFL:That was funny!!
 

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:ROFL: I could see that with some of my grandparents friends.
 
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