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A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction, sir," the dentist replied. "£85! Hav ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"asked the Scotsman. "That's the normal charge," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off." "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful but the price could drop to £40.." "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?" "It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic." "Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
 
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