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An English politician is being shown around a Scottish hospital.

At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:

Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e' the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
as lang's my arm.

The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:

Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.

This continues with the next patient:

Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi' bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi' murdering prattle!"

"Well," the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."

"Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Serious Burns unit."



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i am sorry but this beats me with a big stick, maybe the accent translator in my head is on the fritz.....;(
 

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I worked it out....just!!!:shock:Not that it spoils the joke mind!!!:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Och I Robbie Burns was a fine poet:D:cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::weightlifter::weightlifter::weightlifter::jumper::jumper::clapper:Fantastic:cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Tattoo Taffy wrote:
koxx4 wrote:
Och I Robbie Burns was a fine poet:D:cheeky1::cheeky1:
thank you koxx4, it is so much funnier now i know the ethics ...
Ethics and Tattoo Taffy...... now there are two things you rarely see in the same sentence!!!!!:cheeky1::shock::cheeky1:
 

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Tattoo Taffy wrote:
koxx4 wrote:
Och I Robbie Burns was a fine poet:D:cheeky1::cheeky1:
thank you koxx4, it is so much funnier now i know the ethics ...
Had to let you share the joke:D

Don't take any notice of Silverfox, he should be working on that new toy he has:action::action::action:
 

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Silverfox wrote:
Tattoo Taffy wrote:
koxx4 wrote:
Och I Robbie Burns was a fine poet:D:cheeky1::cheeky1:
thank you koxx4, it is so much funnier now i know the ethics ...
Ethics and Tattoo Taffy...... now there are two things you rarely see in the same sentence!!!!!:cheeky1::shock::cheeky1:
i will have you know i can be a right prince when the need arises, i just prefer to play the part of the artful dodger more so than anything else
 

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