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After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to steel one so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales ......
 

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It also works the same here in the states, mostly in Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Misouri, and Tennesse and North Carolina.:cheeky1::cheeky1:



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I am so glad my ex never heard of this procedure.
 

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In Texas we start with the feet, we have all got at least six good toes between us and can most of the time make it all the way to 11. DoBo is our math genius, he has three fingers on his left hand and 5 fingers on his right hand. Two big toes on the left foot and 7 on the fight. Let's see thats [[[ ]]]]] {{ }}}}}}} = 17 He uses the gaps in his front teeth to count the decimal places and he is perty quick at it. While he is quick those people is the front row might want to step back a little as a little spittal starts a squirting between the teeth when DoBo thinks he hot on the right answer. I wonce saw him adding 10 numbers together, they was all long number of 5 or 6 places, like say 199.00 or .0001. Wel he commenced to waving his arms and stomping his legs, and a jumping around for just a minute or to and he anounced that the answer is 1490.47 It was correct, the only problem was he ruined the brand new throw rug the ministers wife made, and the ladies circle was not pleased that they had been part moistened by his exebuerence.

True story,
Doc
 
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