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[align=center]Seven Kinds Of Sex ....



The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone[/align]
[align=center]and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time[/align] [align=center]and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. [/align] [align=center]Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom..

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.[/align]​
[align=center]When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ..[/align] [align=center]'F**k You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, [/align] [align=center]Nun in the afternoon and [/align]​
[align=center]Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. [/align] [align=center]She/he takes you to court and [/align] [align=center]screws you in front of everyone.

And . Last ... But not least ....

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month.[/align] But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME

WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems of my own !
 

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Third stage!! :cool:(except for those other places you didn't mention)

(You didn't think you were going to get by without replies, did ya ??!!) :D
 

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????? :baffled:I seem to in several stages at the same time.... and with the same woman.:headbanger:
 

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Married for 21 years to a woman that is still a knock out and horny (but during specific times of day-when it is light outside or when it is dark outside.) God I love my horny little Italian.
 

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Sex on a Stage? :shock:
 

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Some of 3rd stage (when I do things her way) and some of 4th (when I do things MY way)......oh well......
 

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mdbauer1962 wrote:
Some of 3rd stage (when I do things her way) and some of 4th (when I do things MY way)......oh well......
Your avatar is hillare....hallari....halleriou...funnier 'n hell!! :dude:
 

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Nancy is sitting beside me at the other computer, so I better keep my mouth shut or it will be sex when I can open my eyes again!!:cheeky1:
 
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